Monday, July 04, 2005
On Target: NASA Rocket Slams Into Comet
http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/ap/20050704/ap_on_sc/comet_buster
Nasa probe strikes Comet Tempel 1
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/science/nature/4647673.stmwat a bang 4 an IE4 celebration!
how apt!
America asserts itself thru its striving technology as
Bush asserts "Pretty Country"'s ironic stupidity thru this!
Bush rejects Kyoto-style G8 deal http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/4647383.stm"We're so smart 2 crash a fly into a bloody mountain of misty rock
but we don't have e common sense 2 understand tat if we don't reduce our
usage of coal/oil based resources, we'd all die sooner than u can say
'Sad.. Damn!!'
fuking hell... i tik i'm Bush's twin! "we noe we had it commin but we're jus 2 dam dumb
2 notice it ya?"
but WHY!
y does Murphy's law, "Woot eva can ghoul wong, vvile ghoul wong"
not apply 2 others but me?
suay?
mayb...
jus when i tot i'm doin everythin rite some gremlin pops up frm behind ur arse sayin
"My! Ain't tat a tight one!"
"When did u get there!?!"
"Cos Fairy Godfursher Brain was on leave, my lil whore"
"OH! n who's tat!?"
"LET ME SHOW U!~"
*LOUD SHRILLS ECHOS IN THE AIR*
Bush: "The Kyoto treaty would have wrecked our economy, if I can be blunt."
No wonder he's not sharp.
it's lik Bill Gates without the philanthropy.
"I am rich, but I wana get richer, fuk e monkeys!" (truly takes one 2 noe one. Haven't Bush look at the mirror lately. cos imho, he sure look lik one! unless u're a britney fan, he'll look lik Tom Welling as Brit would sound lik MC!)
Ain't it ironic tat they're claiming 2 b freedom fightin swashbuckling heroes eradicating
traits of the constricted lik racism, extremism, terrorism etc etc
when they're promoting selfishness n self-profit?
"Tony Blair made decisions on what he thought was best for keeping the peace and winning the war on terror, as I did," he said.
"So I go to the G8 not really trying to make him look bad or good, but I go to the G8 with an agenda that I think is best for our country."
U scrub my back...
N i'll stab yours...
How's tat for a foreign policy!
Muahahah!
Your Cynic Comic
Gabic (Bulgarian Freelance Journalist based in Fubar City)